That is off tha hook! No, actually, it still is on the hook...
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
pattern from the DIY Network page from "Uncommon Threads": Shrug/Shracket/Shroat and Shrap....
Of course, I'm using the wrong size hook (who has a P hook lying around!?)...and some nicer yarn than called for. The pattern asks for Red Heart Super Saver (!!!) and I'm using some Misti Cotton Pima Cotton/Silk. But it still looks like a fishing net.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Thinking quick: well, it IS acrylic, which melts up real nice…but I instead say simply: "Nothing hazardous; it’s just yarn."
The postal clerk perked up. "Ooohh," she said. "Do you knit?" She seemed genuinely interested, and I could tell by the gleam in her eye that she did.
Me: "Well, actually, no. I crochet."
She gave me a once over, and a disapproving, "Oh," and her female bonding ended. Not that she became rude, but I could tell from her tone that she was entirely not impressed with anything crochet.
She was in fact, very pleasant and helpful in my application for the passport. When I was finished, she said, "have a nice trip!" to which I responded, "Thanks, I’ll send a postcard!."
With complete candor, she replied, "Oh, we read all the postcards that come through here anyway. But you didn’t hear that from me."
Monday, March 12, 2007
I have finished - okay, I could clean it up a bit - but basically it's done - my Counterfeit Crochet Chanel bag....
This was a learning experience in crochet. First, the source article on Counterfeit Crochet did not come with a pattern per se, merely guidelines for construction. After obsessing on the stitch, and asking for help, (asking is hard for me) now it seems that I keep finding this particular stitch everywhere (new magazine, free online pattern, link in an email to a poncho) ... so I may be working it even more. It is called "crazy stitch" hahaha! and it seems to be calling to me. Body of the bag is worked in that stitch in cheapy acrylic for ultimate debasement; the sides in single crochet, and the front flap in single with a double crochet border. The logo is in a silvery yarn, double crochet on a chain - with 2 doubles in a chain every 5 chains or so, to give the "C" the curve.
The strap is made with 2 strands of the black acrylic and one strand of some leftover yarn I had - it is a black silvery fluffy mess from Moda Dea I think - all held together and worked into a simple chain. The silver works well like this; the original pattern I saw had a full strand of contrast yarn woven through...I improvised and it worked out okay.
The 'grommets' are made in a silver thread just making a chain, connecting it, and a row of single crochet over the circle. The thread is stiff and hard to finish off however...I may need to 'cheat' and use fabric glue to keep them from unraveling. Ain't no shame in my game!
Again, in all it's splendor: I brought it to work one day last week to work on the buttons... all the girls in the office were up in my face, "yo, that is HOT, how much you want to make ME one?" I explained that it is a pattern with flaws and I should really improve on before profiting from, but they could not be swayed. They don't seem to care that I don't have any idea how to line this bag so that keys and lipsticks and of course crochet hooks won't slip out.
They want it anyway... cause look how fabulous this bag makes my rumpus look!
Even more fabulous: I mustered up the courage to email the Counterfeit Crochet Project and comment on the work. I mentioned that I want to now make a Coach, a YSL hobo, or a LV Murakami barrel bag...and I bravely attached a pic copy of my Chanel bag for her to check out.
She (Stephanie of Anti-Factory.com) emailed me back and asked if I would participate in a group show she's planning on showing in Beijing in April...and could I part with my bag for a month? It, along with others made by crocheters, would be on display for about a month, and then returned to me. OMG omg OMG! Of course, you can take it! Now I really have to weave in those ends, haha!
If I don't chicken out, my piece will be in a show! I'm an artist, holy shit!
Bonus round: Does anyone remember the commercial from YEAAAARS ago, it was a Chanel commercial...where a woman stood near a pool, maybe she jumped in, I can't remember...what I do remember is the music..."I don't want to set the world on fire..." It is by the Ink Spots, and it is ethereal. I'll have to do some searching for that commercial. I think that was what made me become so enamoured of Chanel in the first place. Talk about effective advertising. I wanted Chanel for years before I could dare wear it. The, I wore it for years, but the scent doesn't work for me anymore. Still, I love it.
And lastly, here are some quotes I found attributed to Ms Fabulous herself, Coco Chanel:
I love myself.Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
Fashion passes, style remains.Fashion is not simply a matter of clothes.
Fashion is in the air, born upon the wind. One intuits it. It is in the sky and on the road.In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.As long as you know men are like children, you know everything.
Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable.How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.The best color in the whole world, is the one that looks good, on you.
A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.Elegance is not the prerogative of those who have just escaped from adolescence, but of those who have already taken possession of their future.
A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman.
I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness.And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury.
There is time for work, and time for love. That leaves no other time.There are people who have money and people who are rich.
I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like.Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.Fashion is made to become unfashionable.
Fashion is architecture: it is a matter of proportions.Those who create are rare; those who cannot are numerous. Therefore, the latter are stronger.
My friends, there are no friends.Great loves too must be endured.
A style does not go out of style as long as it adapts itself to its period.When there is an incompatibility between the style and a certain state of mind, it is never the style that triumphs.
Elegance is refusal.Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them.
I love luxury. And luxury lies not in richness and ornateness but in the absence of vulgarity.Vulgarity is the ugliest word in our language.
I stay in the game to fight it.Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress.
Jump out the window if you are the object of passion. Flee it if you feel it.Passion goes, boredom remains.
Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity. It is the unseen, unforgettable, ultimate accessory of fashion that heralds your arrival and prolongs your departure.
I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.A woman has the age she deserves.
Innovation! One cannot be forever innovating. I want to create classics.Why am I so determined to put the shoulder where it belongs? Women have very round shoulders that push forward slightly; this touches me and I say: 'One must not hide that!' Then someone tells you: 'The shoulder is on the back'. I have never seen women with shoulders on their backs.
When I can no longer create anything, I'll be done for.Material things aside, we need no advice but approval.
Youth is something very new: twenty years ago no one mentioned it. Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death.I was the one who changed, it wasn't fashion. I was the one who was in fashion.
A fashion that does not reach the streets is not a fashion.Scheherezade is easy; a little black dress is difficult.
In fashion, you know you have succeeded when there is an element of upset.I've never done anything by halves.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Ten Things I Have Learned:
10. In a pinch, a K hook makes an adequate swizzle stick.
09. Black is not necessarily black.
08. The row where you do not count stitches will be the row with the mistake.
07. "No Dye Lot" means "You're on your own"
06. Black is not necessarily black
05. Gauge is a destination, not a journey.
04. That row you just frogged will take twice as long to complete the second time around.
03. No matter how valiant your attempt at order, that row you just frogged will wind up in a tangled mess on the floor.
02. Black is not necessarily black.
01. You know you are "hooked" when you crochet in your dreams.
I'd love to hear your additions to this list :)
Saturday, March 10, 2007
I wish I had another set of hands.
This is one of the items I've been deeply devoted to: the 'Fair Isle' Crochet bag from this season's issue (and also the last, I've read somewhere) of Family Circle Easy Crochet. I saw it at the supermarket while I was in line and it really has some great patterns. It is essentially a giant ad for Patons, Lily, and Bernat, but I'm okay with that.
Like Fair Isle knitting (apparently) you carry the unused yarn in the pattern on the back of the work. Since it is worked in the round, the back side is never seen. The little strands of yarn will be hidden by a lining (yeah, right, I'll get right to that as soon as I finish off).
Now I'm nearly done, just 4 more rows to go, single crochet. Rather rhythmic.
It is worked in Patons wool, I really dig the colors. Very preppy, haha! You can't go wrong with pink and green.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
-Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Maryland Sheep and Wool Festival!!!! woot woot!
How did this happen? All of a sudden I am completely possessed by ALL THINGS YARN and fiber related. Must...touch...the sheep....
A few of the New Haven Stitch n Bitchers are taking a road trip down on Friday May 4th. Heidi and I are staying together in a swanky hotel, others are going the campground route. I want to jump on the bed and take long showers and watch porn at night. While crocheting in bed. (okay, just kidding, Heidi. I'll wait until you leave the room.) I really hope someone else decides to join us in our room, to bring the cost down. Yikes! Porn is expensive!
I don't really know what to expect from this sort of event. Baa baa black sheep? Furious spinning wheels? Ladies in ponchos?
I’m guessing it’s like the Big E, without all the other arts, crafts, games, rides, food, and leather boutiques. That leaves pretty much just sheep and yarn and sweaters.
From checking their website Maryland Sheep & Wool Festival it is hard to say what to expect; the site seems to be primarly for vendors, but they have started listing some workshops that will be held as well as the schedule. Nothing fancy to see on the site. It’s really all about the event.
However, Knitty.com has a fun list of what to expect… (thanks Judy for the linkage)
Frankly, I am looking forward to the road trip and doing some girl-bonding (much needed in my life). My hope is that the other ladies are on the same page. If nothing else, I’ll get some serious hours at crochet in the evenings, uninterrupted by man, child or dog. My fear is that I will end up coming home with a new fetish for spinning. I just cannot afford a new angle of this hobby/obsession! There, I’ve said it. DO NOT LET ME TAKE UP SPINNING. Not in 2007, at least. Omg, that’s it! I will not dive into another aspect of fiber arts until 2008. This will merely be my year of crochet, investigation and research.
But back to sheep, just for a moment. I am reminded of the book by Haruki Murakami, “A Wild Sheep Chase.”
I will need to re-read it before making our journey; maybe I should actually read the first two books in the trilogy as well. It has nothing to do with knitting or crochet, but it does cover obsession nicely. And a special sheep.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
From the Happy Hooker book, my first attempt at tapestry. Yikes.
I also made the Fat Bottom Bag in purple cotton, too cute!
However, it totally needs to be lined. Me = not so good at the sewing.
I also worked up my fabulous Noro wool into a little tote bag. It was much easier to felt than I expected, and the colors are mystical. It didn't come out exactly like I thought it would, and I'm now a little disappointed that my beautiful Noro has now taken the shape of this thing.
On the counterfeit crochet front, I am nearly finished with my Chanel sack....here's an early pic of progress, no detail yet
I've actually gotten much more work done on it, and will post pics later. It is super glam. !!!!!!
In yarn masochism, I am hooking some sweet Regia sock yarn into a tote bag. On a 'B' hook. In single crochet. It should be done by the time I reach menopause.
In other bagtastic news, I am also *almost* done with the tapestry tote bag from Family Circle...no pics of progress yet, though :( Rest assured, it has improved my tapestry skill from my first exercise.
...and I have plenty of work to do on the SWS bag....but who cares, cause the yarn is soft like buttah, and I have like 12 freakin skeins of it. (Yes, I am going on a total yarn diet. I swear. I might even skip the Farmhouse Yarns sale.)